The Truth!
Posted by Isaac MendozaFeb 19
Just as another Valentine’s Day has come and gone, another completely and utterly false article has been written. In a ludicrous attempt to cover up their own faults and lack of creativity, authors of such articles begin to write and accuse certain people of unforgiveable acts such as borrowing money on Valentine’s Day. The truth is that the article “The Hopeless Romantic” has more holes and lies than Tiger Woods has women. After countless false articles written many have grown tired and begun to wonder what kind of sources does the author of these articles have. Where exactly is he getting such false information? But the question that towers above all other is simple….HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO WRONG?
This article is not to criticize but to reveal truth. It is not to ignore darkness but to shed light on lies. One wonders how can the author of the previous article be so wrong? Where do all these false accusations come from? Better yet, why on Earth would he write such an article? The TRUE story lies not in the previous article but in sentences to come. Many questions have risen as to what the “True Romantic” (aka Palmview Pachucos) did for Valentine”s Day. And here is the incredibly true story.
After having a one on one interview with this particular romantic, he made it very clear that he thought that this day of love was a complete waste of time and money. Luckily for this “True Romantic” it as come to our attention that he did not spend a single cent of his money. On the night of February 12, 2010, this True Romantic was caught sneaking in to the rooms of his children and quietly taking the little bit of money that they had in their piggy banks. One must ask how much worse can this person get? Unfortunately, it does indeed get worse. Other very credible sources (which shall forever remain anonymous) have said that he went as far as to steal money from his wife’s purse. Sadly for this particular wife, she has yet to find out that her husband bought her gifts with her very own money. The false accusation in the previous article of the “Hopeless Romantic” borrowing money is entirely overshadowed by this true act of deception. One can only wonder how far will this person go. He writes false articles and fills readers’ heads with lies and steals from his very own children and wife….whats next palmview pachuco?
4 comments
Comment by Close to the Situation on February 20, 2010 at 9:24 AM
Comparing “the hopeless romantic” to Tiger Woods?!? OUCH!!!
Comment by isaac on February 20, 2010 at 10:36 AM
“The truth is that the article “The Hopeless Romantic” has more holes and lies than Tiger Woods has women”………………Looks like reading is not one of your strong points. read the article once more and you will see that it is not speaking about a person but rather the article. thanks for reading..i am happy to have fans but sad to have ignorant ones.
Comment by Jeremy on February 23, 2010 at 5:54 PM
What?….Who is lying and who is telling the truth?….I feel like I’m reading the New York Times and National Enquirer at the same time….Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!….Wow, I miss that show
Comment by isaac on February 24, 2010 at 9:31 AM
there should be no doubt that it is I (Isaac) that tells the truth….remember palmview pachuco is the same commissioner that cheats in fantasy football!