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IKE Stock Getting Hammered

In a follow-up to yesterday’s story regarding a probable  upcoming crash, details are beginning to emerge as to the magnitude of this potential disaster.  IKE stock has plummeted as a result of yesterday’s news.  Although no names have been revealed up to this point, the market has turned it’s attention to IKE in response to the rumors of an unnamed failure to plan.   IKE CEO Isaac Mendoza was asked to comment about the supposed failure to plan and responded thusly, “My current plan is to plan a plan”.   When pressed further as to his exact meaning, Mendoza stated “eh, well, I’ll plan something… soon hopefully”.

There have been rumors out of Gulf Village Loop that perhaps a bailout might be in the works.  IKE has been known to have received bailouts in the past on Valentine’s Day.   Josue Mendoza, CEO of JMI, was not quite in agreement with any bailout.   He was just thankful that he had already taken care of Valentine’s Day.    In the meantime, CC Enterprises has taken a wait and see approach.  One thing is clear, things are unsettling and a storm’s a brewing.

Valentine's DayValentine’s Day.  One of the most anticipated days of the year.  Especially by women.  As men we are simply beholden to their wishes.  We plan,  we contemplate, and we formulate.  At least some of us do.  Rumor has it that one among us (who shall remain unnamed) has failed to plan.  And as the old adage goes, “If you fail to plan, then you plan to fail”.  Only time will tell, but the clock is ticking.  Seriously.  And just as leading economists are predicting a crash in various areas of our economy, so too am I predicting a crash and burn come Sunday.  Stay tuned for details.